Tag: Shadow of the Erdtree
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Gravebird Ashes – Just a Flyby
In the grand tradition of things that sound significantly more impressive than they actually are – much like “artisanal water” or “premium air” – we present the Gravebird Ashes, a spirit summon that raises the eternal question: “What happens when you cross a bird with death and remove all the useful bits?”
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Elden Ring and the Philosophy of Suffering: A Nietzschean Perspective
Fellow Tarnished and seekers of wisdom, gather at the Site of Grace as we prepare to traverse the Lands Between—not with sword or sorcery, but wielding the sharp edge of Friedrich Nietzsche’s thought. This article has lingered in my inventory for some time, but with the 125th anniversary of Nietzsche’s death just a couple of…
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Elden Ring Bingo Brawlers Season 5 is Officially Confirmed!
The wait is (nearly) over! After the successful Exhibition Weekend trial run back in May, Captain Domo has officially confirmed that the innovative 2v2 format is here to stay for Season 5 of Bingo Brawlers—and he’s revealed the teams that will compete!
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Claymen Ashes – Why?
In the endlessly bewildering realm of the Lands Between, where the line between brilliant tactical decision and complete catastrophe is thinner than a Cleanrot Knight’s patience, many Tarnished find themselves faced with the age-old conundrum:
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The Crouch Attack: Your Secret Weapon in Elden Ring
Listen up, Tarnished. We need to talk about one of the most polarizing mechanics in all of Elden Ring: the crouch attack. Whether you’re sneaking through the tall grass of Limgrave or facing off against another player in the Colosseum, this unassuming move has evolved from a simple stealth mechanic into one of the most…
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Land Squirt Ashes
In the continuing saga of “Things That Probably Shouldn’t Fight But Do Anyway,” the discerning Tarnished often finds themselves staring at their collection of spirit ashes and wondering, “At what point did someone look at a squishy, tube-shaped mollusk and think ‘combat potential’?”
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Monthly Digest – All Our June 2025 Posts in A Nutshell
Well, June has been quite a ride, hasn’t it fellow Tarnished? Between Nightreign’s successful launch week, FromSoftware’s ongoing campaign to make us suffer in new and creative ways, and the endless parade of soulslike games promising to crush our spirits in 2026, we’ve had more than enough material to keep our masochistic gaming hearts happy.
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Player Messages in Elden Ring That Actually Helped
Picture this: you’re standing before a massive, ornate door in Elden Ring, clearly meant for something important. Your heart’s racing because you know FromSoftware doesn’t build impressive architecture without hiding something terrifying behind it. Then you see it—a glowing message on the ground that simply reads: “Try finger, but hole.”
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The Monthly Digest – All Our May Posts in A Nutshell
What a month it’s been in the Lands Between, fellow Tarnished! May 2025 will go down in FromSoftware history as the month everything changed—when we finally got our hands on Nightreign and discovered what happens when you take everything we love about dying repeatedly and add friends to share the misery.
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Miranda Sprout Ashes
Welcome once again to the ever-expanding compendium of dubious combat assistance that is the Lands Between. In a world where reanimating the dead is considered a perfectly reasonable hobby and summoning otherworldly entities is just Tuesday.