Tag: Fun
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Real Estate Check: Living in the Lands Between
Hand on heart, fellow Tarnished: How often have you ridden through the golden streets of Leyndell or gazed across the misty cliffs of Liurnia and thought to yourself, “Actually, it’s quite lovely here – if you ignore the murderous gargoyles and the impending doomsday”?
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Elden Ring Ugly Christmas Sweater Designs We Need
What happens when you combine the brutal world of the Lands Between with cozy holiday traditions? You get some gloriously absurd Elden Ring ugly Christmas sweater concepts that perfectly capture the spirit of both gaming culture and seasonal celebration.
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Depraved Perfumer Carmaan
In the Lands Between, where the definition of “reliable ally” ranges somewhere between “occasionally helpful” and “marginally less likely to kill you than the actual enemies,” discerning Tarnished often find themselves wondering: “Should I really invest my hard-earned runes in Depraved Perfumer Carmaan today?”
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Land Squirt Ashes
In the continuing saga of “Things That Probably Shouldn’t Fight But Do Anyway,” the discerning Tarnished often finds themselves staring at their collection of spirit ashes and wondering, “At what point did someone look at a squishy, tube-shaped mollusk and think ‘combat potential’?”
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Miranda Sprout Ashes
Welcome once again to the ever-expanding compendium of dubious combat assistance that is the Lands Between. In a world where reanimating the dead is considered a perfectly reasonable hobby and summoning otherworldly entities is just Tuesday.
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Spider Scorpion Ashes
In the ever-expanding menagerie of peculiar combat companions available to the Tarnished, the Spider Scorpion Ashes stand out as nature’s answer to the question, “What if we combined two terrifying things and somehow made them less effective than either?”
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Elden Ring: The Merchant’s Journey Challenge
Tired of the usual naked runs, no-hit attempts and SL1 challenges? Enter “The Merchant’s Journey” – a unique challenge run that transforms your Elden Ring playthrough into an adventure of commerce and careful resource management.
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Black Knight Captain Huw
In the ever-expanding catalog of “Spirits You Might Want to Summon If All Your Better Options Have Mysteriously Vanished,” we find ourselves examining the curious case of Black Knight Captain Huw, a spirit whose very existence raises the question: “What if we made a knight who’s really enthusiastic about dying?”
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Your Holiday Family Gatherings Survival Guide Is Here
Ah, the holidays – that magical time of year filled with festive cheer, delicious food, and of course, the inevitable awkward family gatherings. For many of us, the prospect of sitting through hours of forced small talk and dodging probing questions from nosy relatives can be as daunting as facing off against a tough Elden…
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Nomad Ashes – Really?
In the dank and thoroughly unpleasant sewers beneath Leyndell, where the Committee for Underground Spirit Storage decided to store some of their more questionable experiments, there exists a spirit summon that answers the eternal question: “What if we made madness contagious AND ineffective?”