EXPLORING THE WORLD OF ELDEN RING… AND BEYOND

New Elden Ring Randomania League starts September 6, 2024

[Updated October 15, 2024] Hello, fellow Tarnished! I recently came across the upcoming Elden Ring Randomania event and noticed that there’s a YouTube video and the rando-mania website announcing what promises to be a highly entertaining event, but currently (as of September 2nd), you need to consult both to fully understand it. To help spread the word (at least until the website has all the information or until I run out of flasks), I took some screenshots from the video and ran them through Claude AI, asking it to generate a description of the event. The result? Well, let’s just say it’s pretty funny seeing an AI break free and enjoy some artistic freedom while creating an enthusiastic promo… Here we go:

Get ready for an electrifying gaming spectacle as the Randomania League takes Elden Ring to a whole new level of chaos and excitement! First things first, you’ll want to know where to catch this latest Elden Ring competition on Twitch: Zoodle is the mastermind behind this hilarious event and will be hosting all the broadcasts. Now, mark your calendars for September 6, 2024 – 8pm CEST/2pm EST, because this isn’t your average day in The Lands Between.

Imagine Elden Ring, but with a twist so wild it’ll make your head spin faster than a Torrent gallop. Thanks to the brilliant minds behind this event and TheFifthMatt’s Enemy/Item Randomizer mod, we’re in for a treat that’s part race, part scavenger hunt and all madness!

The Rules

Teams of two will duke it out in a frenzied dash to collect the mystical “Shards of Messmer”. It’s like a high-stakes game of hot potato, where each team needs to snag eight of these fiery MacGuffins to even think about facing the final boss. But here’s the kicker – players ain’t even sniffing Enir-Ilim unless both of them have got a minimum of three Shards apiece to torch that Sealing Tree. Talk about teamwork making the dream work!

As if that wasn’t enough to keep our champions on their toes, the devious organizers have scattered magical mushrooms throughout the realm. We’ve got red Punish-Shrooms for those who like to play dirty, Blue-Shrooms for the shopaholics (weapons not on offer) and Gold-Shrooms for the treasure hunters of Messmer Shards. It’s like Mario Kart met Dark Souls and had a beautiful, twisted baby.

The Teams

The lineup of players is a veritable who’s who of the Elden Ring community. Brace yourselves for an all-star cast:

With team names that sound like rejected punk band names, you know we’re in for some serious (and seriously entertaining) competition.

The Hosts

Guiding us through this beautiful chaos are our hosts, ZOODLE and PUPPERY. They’ll be our lighthouses in the storm, helping us make sense of the madness as our brave Tarnished battle randomized enemies, juggle bizarre item combinations and race to defeat the final boss.

Match Schedule

All times are in Central European Summer Time (CEST). Match winners are in green – visit the rando-mania website for the leaderboard and further information.

  • Bratwurst vs. BendDatAzz
  • bushriz vs. Tom&Berry
  • Tom&Berry vs. BendDatAzz
  • Bratwurst vs. bushriz
  • guh vs. Glorp

Friday, September 13, 2024 at 18:00

  • Glorp vs. Bratwurst
  • bushriz vs. guh

Saturday, September 14, 2024 at 18:00

  • guh vs. Tom&Berry
  • BendDatAzz vs. bushriz

The first game was a nail-biter, with both teams neck and neck until the final buzzer. In the end, Team Tom&Berry took the win by a mind-blowing margin of two seconds. But that was not the end of the thrill. The second match was also close till the end, with the momentum shifting several times until Team bushriz earned the win.

Sunday, September 15, 2024 at 18:00

  • Glorp vs. BendDatAzz
  • Tom&Berry vs. Bratwurst

We can keep this one short: In the end, both winning teams cruised to a relatively unchallenged start-to-finish victory.

If Team Glorp earns another victory against Team bushriz on the next matchday, we are heading for a thrilling, all-decisive match between them and current leaders Tom&Berry for the league win.

Wednesday, September 18, 2024 at 20:00

  • bushriz vs. Glorp

What a thrilling match! Team bushriz and Team Glorp were neck-and-neck for ages. bushriz then pulled ahead, but Mitchriz’s 30-minute struggle with the final boss nearly cost them everything. Glorp made a strong comeback, but bushriz clutched a narrow win in the end, thanks to bushy, who finished very early. This victory also crowned Team Tom&Berry as the Randomania champions. However, the race for second is tighter than a dodge roll against Malenia’s Waterfowl Dance!

Saturday, September 28, 2024 at 18:00

  • BendDatAzz vs. guh

An exciting match unfolded. The two teams were evenly matched for over an hour before Team BendDatAzz gained the upper hand. They then powered through to secure their second victory, with BenderZGreat and AzaZ_ow impressively defeating the final boss on their first attempt. Team guh also finished, but remains winless and has one more chance this season to escape a whitewash.

Sunday, September 29, 2024 at 16:00

  • Tom&Berry vs. Glorp
  • Bratwurst vs. guh

The final matchday kicked off with another thrilling match, both teams neck-and-neck for quite some time until team Glorp gained a slight edge. However, team Tom&Berry staged a strong comeback, becoming the first to collect all eight Messmer shards. Their path to the final boss, though, was a long one. In the climactic showdown, all four players battled the final boss simultaneously, leaving spectators on the edge of their seats. Thanks to their earlier start in the final fights, team Glorp ultimately clinched the victory. This marked Tom&Berry’s first loss of the season, though they still finished as Randomania Champions. Team Glorp now shares second place with team bushriz, setting the stage for a decisive match next week.

The last game proved to be just as exciting, with another intense match developing where both teams remained evenly matched until the very end. While Captain_Domo and GustavGabel were waiting for their respective teammates to collect the final shard – so they could start the final fight, their teammates star0chris and SeriousChallenges were battling for exactly this goal, dashing through the Realm of Shadow. In the end, it played out very well for team Bratwurst, as star0chris had to cover a much longer distance to collect that final shard. Team Bratwurst snagged the win, tying for second place with teams bushriz and Glorp.

And there you have it! Two more matches will be scheduled for next week. Team Bratwurst, having defeated the other teams tied for second place, will await the winner of the match between Team bushriz and Team Glorp. What an incredibly exciting event this has turned out to be!

Update, October 1st, 2024: Well, it seems there are scheduling problems, and unfortunately, it’s not possible to bring everyone together. As a result, Team Bratwurst takes second place, while bushriz and Glorp share third place.

Update, October 11, 2024: Well, it seems the scheduling problems have been sorted out and the playoffs for 2nd place will unfold on Tuesday, October 15, 2024 at 18:00 (MESZ) – now that is some news!

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

  • bushriz vs. Glorp

The qualifier match for second place between teams bushriz and Glorp was closely contested for a long time when considering the number of Mesmer Shards each team collected. However, the route chosen by team Glorp proved to be the better one. This was somewhat lucky, as Team bushriz’s strategy would have been superior most of the time (imho), but that’s the nature of Randomania. We definitely saw a lot of boss fighting, where Mitchriz, in particular, had the misfortune of battling through three bosses without obtaining a single Shard. This should not diminish the efforts of Team Glorp, who managed to get through their selected boss fights cleanly. In the end, Team Glorp acquired the last two shards relatively uncontested and entered their final fights before Team bushriz had even reached the Sealing Tree and still had to collect two more Shards. With this clear win, they advanced to the decisive match for 2nd place against team Bratwurst.

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

  • Bratwurst vs. Glorp

The last match of this season turned out to be just another nail-biter.
After a head start for Team Glorp, giving them a 4:2 lead in Mesmer Shards, Team Bratwurst had a chance of drawing closer. However, they had to use “Memory of Grace” and restart their boss fights, but got through fast and tied the game at 5:5. Again, we saw a lot of parallel boss fighting, where it was difficult to decide which of the four fights to follow. This time, it was Team Bratwurst forcing Team Glorp to use “Memory of Grace” to exit their boss fights and start over, while they themselves headed for the Jori and Bale fights, gaining a 6:5 lead.
Glorp equalized at 6:6, and all four players approached their final boss fights to collect the last two missing Shards. Bratwurst came through first to tackle the Leda and Radahn fights, while LilAggy collected Shard number seven for Team Glorp. Catalystz had to finish the Bale fight to get the last Shard for team Glorp. Meanwhile, both Serious and Gustav started the final fights and LilAggy fought Leda. Gustav got through first, putting the pressure on Serious to grab the win for Bratwurst, which he successfully did, bringing them over the finish line.
In the end, the final standings remained the same as they were before these decisive matches, but we were treated to two more thrilling encounters to enjoy.

Randomania Winners

Help Us Enhance This Article!

Alright, Elden Ring Enthusiasts! Let’s take this article from “pretty good” to “absolutely maidenless” (in a good way, of course)! Here’s how you can help us level up this piece faster than you can say “You Died”:

  • Spot a mistake? Don’t just point and laugh – let us know! We promise we won’t sic a Runebear on you.
  • Heard any juicy rumors about the event? Tell us! We’ll sort the Erdtree facts from the Scarlet Rot fiction.
  • Know someone who’d enjoy this madness? Share it faster than Malenia can say “I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella”!
  • Have you peeked at the translations of this post? Google Translate does its best, bless its digital heart, but the results are still a little quirky. How well did the translation into your language work?

Drop your pearls of wisdom in the comments below, if you like. Together, we’ll make this article so good, it’ll impress even the All-Knowing!

So, whether you’re a die-hard Elden Ring fan, a lover of chaos, or just someone who enjoys watching skilled gamers lose their minds over unexpected Lobsters, the Randomania League is the event for you. Tune in on September 6, 2024, and witness gaming history in the making. It’s going to be random, it’s going to be mania, it’s going to beโ€ฆ Randomania!

By the way… another grand Elden Ring challenge looms on the horizon. Seek out our missive titled “Season 4 of Bingo Brawlers Starts in October 2024” for further revelations.


Please note: This article was created using the help of AI (claude-3-5-sonnet-20240620, DALL-E3)



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