Category: Elden Ring
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Black Knight Captain Huw
In the ever-expanding catalog of “Spirits You Might Want to Summon If All Your Better Options Have Mysteriously Vanished,” we find ourselves examining the curious case of Black Knight Captain Huw, a spirit whose very existence raises the question: “What if we made a knight who’s really enthusiastic about dying?”
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All Our December Elden Ring Posts in A Nutshell
Welcome, Tarnished, to our final digest of the year! As everyone else rushes to complete their holiday shopping and year-end tasks, we’ve been busy putting together the last roundup of 2024’s content.
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Learn About 20 Underrated Items in Elden Ring Now
Greetings, Tarnished! While everyone knows about Rivers of Blood and the Moonveil, the Lands Between hide countless treasures that often go unnoticed. We’ve ventured deep into forgotten caves and abandoned castles to bring you 20 hidden gems that could transform your journey.
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How to Bring the Holiday Spirit to Elden Ring 🎄✨
Christmas, a time of joy, giving, and… dodging Tree Sentinels while frantically trying to recover your runes. For many of us Tarnished, the Lands Between might not seem like the most festive place to celebrate the holiday season. After all, it’s a world filled with grotesque monsters, apocalyptic vibes and a general lack of warm…
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How AI Will Transform Gaming As We Know It
You know that moment in Elden Ring when Malenia, Blade of Miquella, perfectly reads your input, dodges your attack, and proceeds to turn you into a Tarnished kebab for the 47th time? Well, what if I told you that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to AI in gaming?
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Top 10 Essential Tips for New Elden Ring Players
Welcome, Tarnished! So, you’ve just stepped into the vast and unforgiving Lands Between, eh? Fear not, for I’ve got your back with these top 10 simple, but essential tips that’ll help you go from maidenless to the Elden Lord in no time.
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Elden Ring Nightreign: A New Adventure Awaits!
Are you ready to embark on a thrilling new journey in the vast universe of Elden Ring? If you’re a fan of FromSoftware’s acclaimed title, you’ll be excited to hear about Elden Ring Nightreign, an upcoming standalone co-op spin-off set to launch in 2025.
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Your Holiday Family Gatherings Survival Guide Is Here
Ah, the holidays – that magical time of year filled with festive cheer, delicious food, and of course, the inevitable awkward family gatherings. For many of us, the prospect of sitting through hours of forced small talk and dodging probing questions from nosy relatives can be as daunting as facing off against a tough Elden…
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Nomad Ashes – Really?
In the dank and thoroughly unpleasant sewers beneath Leyndell, where the Committee for Underground Spirit Storage decided to store some of their more questionable experiments, there exists a spirit summon that answers the eternal question: “What if we made madness contagious AND ineffective?”
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Motion Values in Elden Ring: The Hidden Dance of Damage
Hey there, Tarnished! Ever wondered why your mighty Colossal Sword sometimes hits like a wet noodle, while other times it sends enemies flying into next week? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to dive into the mysterious world of Motion Values in Elden Ring!