Category: Guides & Tips
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Elden Ring Randomizer Mod: A Complete Masochist’s Guide
So you’ve conquered the Lands Between, have you? Slain every god, unraveled every mystery, and now you’re left with that hollow feeling that comes from having no worlds left to conquer? Fear not, brave Tarnished – your descent into madness has only just begun.
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Miranda Sprout Ashes
Welcome once again to the ever-expanding compendium of dubious combat assistance that is the Lands Between. In a world where reanimating the dead is considered a perfectly reasonable hobby and summoning otherworldly entities is just Tuesday.
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A Discworld Inspired Guide to Ashes of War: Braggart’s Roar
There is a theory held by certain wizards at Unseen University that the power of words can fundamentally alter reality. This theory is frequently tested when the Archchancellor bellows at apprentices who have accidentally turned their own feet into tentacles.
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Weapon Affinities in Elden Ring – All Secrets Unleashed
As a dedicated Elden Ring player who has spent countless hours optimizing builds and testing various weapon combinations, I’ve found that weapon affinities are one of the most impactful yet often misunderstood mechanics in the game.
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The Magma Hunter Challenge: Done ✅ – A “Travel Report”
A couple of weeks ago, I introduced the Magma Hunter Challenge, where you must defeat all Magma Wyrms in the base game. Who would I be to send you into this painful joy (or joyful pain) without conquering the challenge myself? Take a seat and read my “travel report” as inspiration for your own run.
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A Guide to the Blessing and Curse of Elden Ring Guides
As a longtime Elden Ring player who has both benefited from and occasionally regretted using guides, I’ve developed a complex relationship with these resources. Curse and blessing perfectly captures this duality.
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How to defeat Promised Consort Radahn: A Practical Guide
Hey there, fellow Tarnished! After countless attempts (aka deaths) and several controller-testing moments, I’ve put together a reliable strategy for taking down Promised Consort Radahn. Grab your flask, because this is going to be one wild ride.
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Roll or Die: The Ultimate Guide to Dodging in Elden Ring
Let’s face it—in the merciless world of Elden Ring, you’re going to die. A lot. But here’s the thing: with proper dodging skills, you can at least die with style before you eventually triumph.
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The Mostly Reliable Guide: Spider Scorpion Ashes
In the ever-expanding menagerie of peculiar combat companions available to the Tarnished, the Spider Scorpion Ashes stand out as nature’s answer to the question, “What if we combined two terrifying things and somehow made them less effective than either?”
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Elden Ring: Get the Best Somber Weapons for Early & Mid-Game
Elden Ring, a game where even the trees might kill you if you’re not careful. But fear not, Tarnished! Whether you’re taking your first tentative steps into the Lands Between or you’re a hardened veteran, we’re about to explore some of the most powerful special armaments you can find.